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Be Nice To Your Nurse
When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to
your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A
bossy businessman learned the hard way after
ordering
his nurses around as if they were his employees.
But the head nurse stood up to him. One morning
she entered his room and announced, "I have to
take your
temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally
settled down, crossed his arms and opened his
mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for
this reading,
I can't use an oral thermometer." This started
another round of complaining, but eventually he
rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling
the nurse
insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I
have to get something. Now you stay just like that
until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out,
and he cursed under his breath as he heard people
walking past his door laughing. After almost an
hour,
the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going
on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter,
Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their
temperature taken?" "Yes," said the doctor. "But
never with
a carnation."
*snirk* What an image.
lol.
Very cool!!
awsome! Joke!
Lol!!!!!!! That is funny!!!!!!!